I think it was for the best that we spend some time apart.

Becouse now I realy appreciate the t2t,, tv-time and....   

When my man promise me to only take one beer!! Never happens!  

1 for the most turns to many more!!

The problem is that I now love the computer more then him

and never take just one beer and turn up as a missing person in the morning!!

A night out with "The Boys" The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ... promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

I wish I were around for the advent of the television. It must have been crazy to see a box with people in it for the first time. It also must have impacted the institution of marriage in dramatic ways. For instance, husbands were no longer subjected to endless dialogue and could now have a little downtime while wives across the world spent time with the tv. Well, I thought I could take advantage of the television to get some of my own personal time. Lesson 34: Don’t turn on the television to distract your wife like she is a baby enthralled by a colorful rattle. One evening I was feverishly working on the laptop to finish a project due the next day. My wife spent the evening trying to engage me in discussion by telling me stories, asking me questions, and even inviting me to watch a movie with her. I should have stopped her right away to explain the deadline I was under but instead pretended to listen to her and occasionally responded with an, “Oh really?” and “Hmm.” Realizing she wasn’t getting the hint and that I didn’t have time to explain my situation, I thought of an alternative. I remembered that The Mentalist was recording on Tivo. This is one of my wife’s favorite shows. While she was telling me yet another story, I broke away from work and engaged her eyes. I nodded affirmatively as she spoke while slowly reaching for the remote. Unbeknownst to her, I turned the television on and started The Mentalist. Startled, she looked at the television and then looked back at me. I started working again and said surprised, “Oh, your favorite show. Good idea. Why don’t you watch that for a while.” I realized my acting skills were not convincing as my wife grabbed the remote and turned the show off. “Did you just turn the television on to distract me so you could go back to what you were doing?” she asked very annoyed. “Well, yes. I have a lot to do,” I said. She responded, “You should have just told me.” She abruptly walked off and I continued to work. My suggestion: Even though I was able to continue working, I propose an alternative approach. Just let your wife know up-front when you are busy and can’t talk. Explain the situation to her. More often than not she will understand. Wives aren’t that easy to distract with the television anymore. Perhaps this technique worked for my grandfather, but these days televisions are part of our lives – especially our wives’ lives.

Ja va gör man när man bor 20 mil bort från varandra,, när man inte har ett privatplan som kör en direkt,,jo man muppar i telefon o på  face i timmar!

De e va jag o min älskade Annelie har gjort i kväll!! Med alla barnen historier,, klipp hundar o annat fjöns.. Men nu blir det natt!

Sov gott...

SoM BekräftelsE FicK JaG 1 SådaN!!!

!!!HahahA!!

Finns ju en del positiva saker med denna nojja!

Ja å igentligen så vet jag att jag inte är så gammal,, men tiden har bara susat iväg sen jag va 16 år och fick min son. Jag blir ju så klart påmind om alla dessa år som har gått när jag ser på mina barn och inser att min som fyller 11 år och att alla dom åren har redan varit och att min ålder inte stått still som jag i min förnekelse tydligen trott,,hahahaha!!

Jag och min älskling tog oss en lång promenad i solen idag,, mumsade glass, filosoferade om livet och kolla runt i området med omnejd som vi bor i, skådade in i framtiden lite för att planera hur vi vill ha det, vad som känns viktigt och hur vi ska komma dit. Så det slog mig verkligen när jag gick där och lunka att jag verkligen inte vill ha så mycket mer eller mindre, att jag bara vill ha lugn och ro, ett bra boende och ett jobb.

Så nu kollas det utbildningar,,, för här finns ingen tid till att sjunka ihop och låta sjukhet och operationer m.m ta över mitt liv för nu är det dax att beträda ::::VuxenliveT:::: på allvar!!

För det skulle ju vara trevligt med en trygg vardag, med utmaningar på gott och ont i stället för att intala sig själv att jag fortfarande är ::::FjortoN:::: om jag vill. Tacka fan för att man aldrig blir frisk! Jag som fjortis tar ju inte väl hand om mig direkt!

::::!GoD MorgoN VärldeN!::::

Ligger här o lyssnar på musik o funderar över livet, ty det går undan nu o jag inser att det inte e långt kvar till 30......igen.

Suck, snacka om att pendla mellan åldersnojja o förnekelse,  men jag vill inte bli gammal när det känns som jag inte hunnit vara ung!!!

::::DAGENS LÅT::::

::::DAGENS VISDOMSORD::::

Det går inte att lära sig av andras misstag men ibland lär man sig inte av sina egna heller!

::::DAGENS MÅSTE::::

Se innåt....

::::DAGEND IDOL::::

Moder Jord med all sin praktfullhet....